Caption competition

What's so funny?

Take a look at this photograph from the MLA expo. What’s going on in the picture? Come up with a great caption and you could win an ABUS van lock!

The rules:

  • no bribery
  • no crying if you lose
  • if you’re going to use rude words, spell them correctly
  • the competition will be judged by ABUS and the prize awarded by them
  • the captions will become the property of ABUS who reserve the right to use them as they see fit

The closing date has been extended until 10th January. Get your thinking caps on! You can enter by commenting below, or by email or post as per the instructions in last month’s print magazine.


  1. AWF-Locksmiths on 22/12/2011 at 11:26 am

    Don’t know about a lock pick you’ll need a tooth pick for that

  2. Nigel on 22/12/2011 at 12:24 am

    Now, apprantly, the guy says he’s got some padlocks in. Can’t see any, mind…

  3. Colin-Buchan on 20/12/2011 at 9:47 pm

    I’m not sure what happened, I asked the fella over there where I could get a 110/155 for going home with and he told me to come here for A BUS

  4. bradley6508 on 18/12/2011 at 8:25 am

    Your never pick a lock with that!

  5. mexicodave on 16/12/2011 at 12:04 pm

    No No No I said slide the pick in

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